NOT BACKDATED FOR A CHANGE

[asterope]

[After a long night of partying or rather attempting to, Ast has come home! Well, rather, two nights - he hasn't really been keeping count, he's just too tired to deal with finding a place to sleep he's not Cel he can't sleep anywhere]

Comments

[asterope]

Don't worry--

[he checks to see if you've kept his kitchen relatively undamaged]

[celaeno]

[IT IS UNHARMED

and also therefore a mystery]

This could be my greatest creation yet...!

[asterope]

[I will end you]

What... is it...

[makes a face at it]

[celaeno]

Fufufu~! It's toast with an egg inside it! Amazing, right?

[it doesn't look anything like what it... should look like, somehow]

[asterope]

[...that sounds highly disconcerting]

Did you remove the shell for once...?

[celaeno]

Just who do you think I am!?

[there might be some shell in there]

At any rate, it's dooone!

[and he flips it OH SO COOL-LIKE onto a plate for you, be impressed]

[asterope]

[IT STILL LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA ATTACK HIM AND WIND UP BEING IN THE SLIME FAMILY OF DEMONS]

[celaeno]

[LMFAO quick add it to your comp]

Well? Try it!

[asterope]

[t....ries it...

how does it taste]

[celaeno]

[probably great in concept but....... at least moderately edible??]

Well? Well???

[asterope]

It's... decent. But a bit crunchy where it shouldn't be...

[celaeno]

That's my special flair!

[probably that bit of eggshell]

[asterope]

[wonderful - he refrains from making a semen joke just barely]

So.

[celaeno]

[thank you niichan I am very proud]

Y-... Yeah.

[asterope]

[the bar is set so high truly]

...

[awkward silence]

What's there to even say?! Why can't we just do what they do in movies, nod and everything is okay?!

[celaeno]

[SLAMMING HIS HANDS DOWN ON THE TABLE ALL DRAMATIC-LIKE]

I'd like to do that as well!! But...! But I just can't!

[asterope]

[he's too used to Cel's dramatics by now to really jump at it]

Why not?

TAGGING FROM THE DENTIST'S OFFICE YEAHHHHH

[celaeno]

I don't know!! It's still bugging me!

YOU'RE TAGGING FROM THE PLACE OF FEAR? YOU'RE A CRUEL PERSON

[asterope]

Well, I'm sorry for accusing you, but you must admit that you don't have the best track record of knowing when to stay away from people! Hell, you went home with me the moment you met me!

WELL I WAS JUST IN THE WAITING AREA!!!

[celaeno]

You invited me!! And look, that turned out fine, didn't it?

LISTENING TO YOUR SISTER GET TORTURED YOU ARE THE WORST IZZY

[asterope]

I could've just as well been an axe murderer!

ljksdf

[celaeno]

There's no way you could be... Besides, I was the one following you first, right?

[that may have been the first time he ever outright said it that way, though]

I'm sure it's a very inspiring time for you

[asterope]

See! I knew it! You were a stalker!

[celaeno]

Are you still saying that!? Anyway!! The point is that you're not and it was fine! You... just have too little trust in people.

[asterope]

[he's rubbing over his eyepatch, getting a headache]

Is that why you keep going to him?