NOT BACKDATED FOR A CHANGE

[asterope]

[After a long night of partying or rather attempting to, Ast has come home! Well, rather, two nights - he hasn't really been keeping count, he's just too tired to deal with finding a place to sleep he's not Cel he can't sleep anywhere]

Comments

I AM THE WORST

[asterope]

Oh, like you ever knock before coming into my bedroom!

WELL HE ISN'T WRONG

[celaeno]

Well, you don't have a girlfriend right now. What's wrong with it?

[asterope]

--!

[DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW YOUR HAND INTIMATELY YOU ARE THE WEIRDEST PERSON TO HIM RIGHT NOW]

[celaeno]

Wha— Don't tell me you've been hiding one from me!

YEAH HE WENT THERE

[asterope]

[he's about to claw out his remaining eye]

Come on, don't tell me you've never heard of masturbation!

OH NO IT WAS MY TURN SORRY

[celaeno]

[LMFAO THAT COMMENT]

Oh, it's that? As long as you're not hiding someone on me...

[asterope]

[he groans in frustration!]

God! You just... you're not supposed to ask about that! We need to have a serious discussion about boundaries!

[celaeno]

You're the one who was bringing it up! And besides, aren't we having a serious discussion now...?