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asterope,
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NOT BACKDATED FOR A CHANGE

[After a long night of partying ~~or rather attempting to~~, Ast has come home! Well, rather, two nights - he hasn't really been keeping count, he's just too tired to deal with finding a place to sleep ~~he's not Cel he can't sleep anywhere~~]

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[oh my god he's about to have a panic attack in ast form - which means grouching]

W-what?! You can't do that!

Why not!? Tell me why I can't!

You can't just... decide for me that I'm going to be single forever and just hang out with a weirdo for the rest of my life! That's too depressing, okay!

Who said you have to stay single? You can still hang out with me if you have a girlfriend, you know! Rather, I'd be pissed if you didn't!

... But that'd be so awkward! You'd never know when we'd wanna be alone because you're you!

What is that supposed to mean!? I'd know!

Oh, like you ever knock before coming into my bedroom!

Well, you don't have a girlfriend right now. What's wrong with it?

--!

[DO YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW YOUR HAND INTIMATELY YOU ARE THE WEIRDEST PERSON TO HIM RIGHT NOW]

Wha— Don't tell me you've been hiding one from me!

[he's about to claw out his remaining eye]

Come on, don't tell me you've never heard of masturbation!

[LMFAO THAT COMMENT]

Oh, it's that? As long as you're not hiding someone on me...

[he groans in frustration!]

God! You just... you're not supposed to ask about that! We need to have a serious discussion about boundaries!

You're the one who was bringing it up! And besides, aren't we having a serious discussion now...?

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