[Ast is so forceful with his kindness. It's actually one of his coolest attributes, though.]

Ow, ow, ow. You hurt my wrist and my pride all in one turn! Just how much of a sadist are you? Let's see, the last time...

[This requires having a concept of time, doesn't it. And since he has to think about it, he already knows Ast is going to give a big huffy sigh over it!]

Don't worry!! Of course I've been eating! I wouldn't be here if I wasn't! But... maybe... I'm a little past due, heheh.